Reverend Ed Young has put forth a challenge to his parishioners at Dallas’ Fellowship Church that could have a lot more folks saying “Oh my God”…in the bedroom. Young wants his congregation to rekindle the romance, put on some Barry White (or the Christian rock equivalent) and get busy. No, not busy with praying, busy with sexy time. In the midst of a sliding economy, out of control divorce rates and controversy over same-sex marriage, Young says it’s time to turn the “whining” into “whopee” because “sex is like Super Glue.” The frisky rev ordered church members to have sex every night for seven days, but if you’re not married or gay, the church wants you to keep it in your pants.
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In the wake of Craigslist’s recent decision to begin charging horny folks to post under “erotic services,” a former employee has decided to take advantage of the controversy by starting a free adults only website, AdultsOnlyList (look it up yourself–NSFW warning). The simple website includes only three categories, including “casual sex” and “erotic services.” Or check out another new website, hookupmaps.com, that allows people seeking a quickie with a total stranger to find fellow casual encounter seekers on a Google Map. Who are the (horny) people in your neighborhood…in your neighborhood…the people that you meet each day?

A new travel warning for Americans venturing south of the border to Mexico City: Beware of elderly men sporting uncontrollable erections. Mexico’s capital city plans to dole out free Viagra and other impotence drugs to men 70 and older starting December 1 because the city believes sexuality “has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness.” How does a bunch of horny grandpas trying to hump everything that moves make anyone happy? Let’s hope the city’s heath authorities have a little treat in mind for its elderly women– free prunes and bunion removal maybe?

The National Enquirer has broken a juicy and scandalous tidbit about Cindy McCain, claiming the beer heiress and wife of the former Republican nominee for president is having an affair with a long-haired feller who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.” Or, judging by the grainy shots accompanying the story, a brunette John Tesh. Reconsider the eye rolling–remember the Enquirer’s reporting on the John Edwards’ fling? Anyway, the report goes on to say that witnesses have spotted Cindy and her mystery man at concerts and sporting events around Phoenix acting quite affectionate towards one another. Could the 18 year age difference between Cindy and John be the reason for the wealthy blonde’s wandering eye (and tongue, apparently)?
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Does your cubicle double as an undercover Spice TV pod? Well, if you have a penchant for porn in the workplace, you may need to reconsider how you get your kicks weekdays between 9 and 5 as new forensic software allows your boss to detect all those naked pictures hiding on your PC. Utah-based forensic-software developer Paraben created the tool that analyzes a group of parameters and grades images at three different levels in comparison to pre-programmed criteria. The estimated cost to keep employees from ogling nipples and booties? An estimated $17,000 for 500 computers.

“Cheetah Girls” star Adrienne Bailon has followed in the naked, scandalous photo footsteps of other Disney starlets like Vanessa Hudgens with her very own set of provocative pics allegedly stolen from her laptop. Bailon snapped the sepia-toned photos (nice artsy touch, by the way) for her boyfriend, Kardashian brother Rob, but before shipping ‘em off to her boytoy, she managed to lose her laptop at a New York City airport. A little reminder to everyone (not just Disney stars who play wholesome, spunky role models): if you take nekkid pictures of yourself, someone you don’t want to see the snapshots will find them and embarrass you, be that your mother, brother or celebrity gossip sites.

Forget coffee, ice cream and doughnuts, if you want to know the real buzzzzz about voting incentives, check out Babeland, a sex toy emporium offering voters a free Silver Bullet vibrator or Maverick Sleeve penis sleeve. Democracy celebrators can land their free personal pleasure devices by swinging by one of the company’s two stores in New York and Seattle between November 4 and 11. Prepare to pleasure your Yankee Doodle Dandies Americans, you’ve earned it!

Forget blondes, overweight women seem to have the most fun or at least according to a new study that indicates chubby chicks engage in more heterosexual sex than skinny bitches and “normal” nellies. The study examined behavior factors like sexual orientation, age at virginity lost, number of sexual partners and frequency of sexual intercourse and then took into account the BMIs of study participants. Despite cultural stereotypes that desexualize overweight women, the results indicate women of all sizes take rolls in the sack and women with a bit more meat on their bones often take a few more rolls.
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Have you recently plopped down to your computer hoping to find out what’s happening with everyone’s favorite snobby search character and instead heard some thumpin’ beats and a smoothness rivaled only by Kenny G? Well then my friend, you may have stumbled on Jeeves’ new career in the adult film industry–porno, for those of you who miss subtleties. The cartoon butler made famous by the folks over at Ask.com (formerly AskJeeves.com) must have slipped in with the wrong crowd–or the right crowd, depending on how you view the whole world o’ nekkid–because the website previously dedicated to following Jeeves in his retirement now features a whole lotta nudies. It seems the economy hit Jeeves pretty hard and he’s emerged out of retirement for a more lucrative gig and at least now we know that the old chap truly was jovial (and not gay) in his heyday at the helm of search queries.

As the Netherlands tries to turn its image from professions focusing on the nether regions, the question looms as to how to hook the hookers away from the world’s oldest profession. The city of Eindhoven has adopted the power of positive reinforcement by rewarding the good deeds of the girls with “street miles,” which can be traded in for designer duds among other things. Other plans include assigning the prostitutes coaches to work on assertiveness training and just saying no to the booming heroin trade or even starting a line of clothing designed by the former sex workers, an idea that has worked in Amsterdam. The media has mocked what it calls the “whore miles” program, but what’s a girl to do when the trade becomes illegal?

Having trouble placing that face? Apparently, chimps have an edge over other primates — including humans — in the recognition department, or you may say they can make heads and tales of the situation. Primatologists at Emory University say that their study to published in Advanced Science Letters reveals that our fuzzy cousins possess the ability to match the faces of other chimps with the appropriate hindquarters of individuals they know, a rarity in the animal kingdom where parts aren’t necessarily incorporated into recognition of a whole being, a fact confirmed by many a bad relationship. Of course, being naked helped scientists did admit.

Take your pick: toilets or toilets with urinals? That’s the choice being offered this year at the University of Manchester in response to intimidation aimed at the transgender crowd when they have been forced into using, well, equipment-specific bathrooms. “Transgender people can face violence and abuse when they go into toilets and we wanted to provide a place where they can feel comfortable,” explained Jennie Killip, a women’s officer at the school. Not everyone, though, believes that the change is broadening the comfort level of students, according to newspaper editor Jane McConnell: “While these signs might be appropriate for people with different sexualities, I also think that many people from different religious and ethnic groups are going to feel uncomfortable using these facilities.”

Despite the support of its diocese and the national Roman Catholic Church in Britain, one school has decided to go “maverick” on the issue of cervical cancer vaccines for its students, and just say no. “Parents must consider the knock-on effect of encouraging sexual promiscuity. Instead of taking it for granted that teenagers will engage in sexual activity, we can offer a vision of a full life keeping yourself for a lifelong partnership in marriage,” explained a representative of St. Monica’s High School. Some parents are outraged at the school’s “medieval” view of the vaccine. Hard to believe the Catholics beat the fundamentalists to this one. The US really is losing its edge.
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What keeps a Marxist in power for almost fifty years to the nagging chagrin of nine US presidents? How about a bedpost with enough notches to put Hugh Hefner to shame? An upcoming documentary on Cuba’s longtime leader claims Castro slept with 35,000 women or “…one for lunch and one for supper…” for forty years. The source of this information on Fidel — babe magnet — was a former official who spoke to filmmakers under the name of “Ramon” and went on to say that, “I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president.” Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “communist pig.” Well, whatever gets you up in the morning, so to speak.

In light of these tough economic times, a few extra bucks would be welcome by anyone, but 20-year-old Italian model, Raffella Fico, has decided that the world’s oldest profession is her best bet. For a cool one million euros, Fico is auctioning off her virginity, which her family claims to be well intact thanks to her strict Catholic upbringing (huh?). She welcomes all bidders, even those attractively-challenged saying, “If I don’t like him I’ll just have a glass of wine and forget about it.” Well, there’s the Catholic in her.

Igor the Troll has thoughts. Igor the Troll likes to share his thoughts. Igor the Troll likes to talk smack while on a train in China. This should be good. Self-professed “crazy dude” Igor decided to tell videographer Loren Feldmen what he thought about him while bouncing along somewhere in the Far East. Entertainment ensued. Highlights from the troll: “Loren Feldmen you’re a loser…You’re just a douchebag…All you do is kiss Michael Arrington and Robert Scoble Ass.” Speaking of ass, Igor’s not always playing Debbie Downer on Feldman’s parade, sometimes he likes to creep the beejeebes out of everyone by discussing masturbation.

Guys looking to cut back on their spending may want to keep their eyes closed. Researchers from the University of Leuven in Finland have found that the typical tough bargainer folds under the bedroom eyes and looming cleavage of scantily clad models or salesgirls. A similar, but lesser, reaction was observed in women, but the gender’s tendency to react more strongly to touch negates the effect to a degree.

That pretty woman walkin’ down the street may be revealing more than you think. What scientists had previously believed to be a connection between muscle blocks, specifically in the pelvic region, and problems reaching the big O appear to be confirmed by a new study conducted by Scottish and Belgian researchers. Greater stride lengths combined with vertebral rotations indicated women who had a greater tendency to orgasm. Sexologists also note that this more confident walk could also be the result of a more satisfying sex life and better relationships, the link between orgasms and mental health already having been established. Now where’s that study on foot size?
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Somewhere Julia Louis-Dreyfus is cursing John McCain for selecting a VP candidate that shares a similar look to the “Seinfeld” actress (if you squint your eyes, tilt your head and spin in a circle.) A nude picture making the rounds on the internet claimed to be an intimate shot of possible VP-to-be Sarah Palin, but are actually an old nudie pic of Dreyfus. Eh, look at it this way Julia, maybe you can toss on some silver-rimmed glasses and play Palin in a made-for-Lifetime movie titled “President Mom.” Jamie Lynn Spears could use some work too, so she can play the role of little knocked up, underage drinker Bristol Palin.

Although bikini-clad pole dancers may be standard fare for beer commercials, French viewers of the new Orangina commercial think sexing up the animal kingdom is taking it a little too far. The audience was shocked by scenes of Orangina “…exploding between the thighs of zebras and squirting onto the breasts of other animals…” and phoned in numerous complaints after the commercial was aired during an episode of “How to Look Good Naked.” One children’s charity says the commercial sends mixed messages to kids, but one has to ask, why are they watching “How to Look Good Naked,” anyway?

Anyone hoping for a Nordic sperm donor may have to hop a plane to Mexico thanks to a US embargo on European tissues, including sperm. As one frustrated recipient noted, “I wanted a baby that looked like me and wanted to share my heritage with my baby. Now I have a beautiful Viking baby, which is what I wanted. I was hoping to give her a full sibling.” Although American labs are claim the possibility mad cow could be transmitted through sperm are nil, the government has no plans on lifting the ban that’s been in place since 2005 to prevent the spread of the destructive brain disease. So much for perpetuating the next Aryan generation…Any Danish bars in the neighborhood?

Pamela Anderson might not be a great swimmer in real life but she played one on TV, and now she wants to practice a little mouth-to-mouth on America’s Olympic fave, Michael Phelps. “Swimmer’s bodies are the best and he is the best of the best. He really is. It’s the way he shakes his arms out before he jumps in the pool. . .” Sure, he’s sporting a skin-tight suit and she’s looking at his arms. Who knows, maybe he’s in the market for a couple of flotation devices.

Sure, Forrest Gump got a packed house for his ping-pong match, but for the ladies of table tennis, it’s time for a makeover. “We are trying to push the players to use skirts and also nicer shirts, not the shirts that are made for men, but ones with more curves,” noted the VP for the International Table Tennis Federation. Citing tennis players’ combos of sport and style and, let’s face it, incredible amounts of attention paid to the leggy beach volleyball gals, the federation is trying to avoid this year’s half empty stands for future events. If high school women’s sports teams wore Catholic school girl skirts, maybe we wouldn’t need that pesky Title IX law.

As the old song goes, “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife,” and John Moloney, mayor of Mt Isa in the wilds of Australia is taking applications. The remote town is the American Old West revisited, populated by cowboys and miners, but not a whole lot of fillies; about 1 in five inhabitants are women. “Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face,” and Moloney believes that’s due to the favorable odds. Domestic violence worker, Shirley Slann — and much of the town — disagrees: “It paints the women here as second rate and suggests the men will settle for anything. I think it’s quite disgusting.” Here’s to diversifying the gene pool.

The fact that a 100 million or so regular folks saw Janet Jackson’s undergarments during Super Bowl XXXVIII’s halftime show could give the singer a little sales boost for her soon-to-be-released lingerie line. Named after a single off her 1986 Control album, the Pleasure Principle collection features 18-pieces of satin and lace creations ranging in size from 32A to 44G. Nipple shields sold separately.